Today I ate in a restaurant and the server messed up my order.

There’s nothing new about that; it happens to me all the time.

Despite the fact that I repeat myself to make sure I’ve been heard, I still get ice with my Diet Coke, no lemon or lime, and regular, high octane, sugared cola instead of the calorie free.

But there’s one failing on the part of a server that is unforgivable.

It is bringing all of the meal’s courses at the same time.

Take a little quiz with me.

Is the “appetizer” to be served:

(a) Before the main course?

(b) At the same time as the main course?

(c) Or, is it to be served at dessert time?

If you chose (a), then you have probably never served me a meal.

Incessantly, plates are brought to me simultaneously.

If I have ordered a salad, I will have taken three bites of it when the entr

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